booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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