And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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