Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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