yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
