She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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