I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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