I got chris browned last night
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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