this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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