Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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