So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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