So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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