using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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