ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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