She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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