i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
