Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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