I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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