Well douche your snatch and let's go!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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