My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it glows. i had to have it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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