hell yes lets make some ravioli
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
