I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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