"it" just moved
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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