There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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