So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
