just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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