She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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