I swear she didn't look like that last week.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
