Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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