Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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