I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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