I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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