? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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