Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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