eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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