Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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