I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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