Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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