You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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