u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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