so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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