imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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