I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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someone owes me an orgasm
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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