i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So squirting runs in the family.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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