Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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