she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.