absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
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My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Someone shattered a urinal.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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