I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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