I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
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Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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