I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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