I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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