Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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