I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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