it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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