i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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