where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Randomize
