Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Say something about gay babies.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize