My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
